Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

e-move # 7 - less obvious na suicidal move


That's the whole point bro. To get punched. We love to hurt ourselves, we're just taking it to the next level. dumbass...

Friday, February 12, 2010

e-move # 6 - palitan ang light bulb


But bords, we don't really need a rubber covered light bulb. bakit? we're emo, we're always in the dark. digg's ba mga parekoy?

Thursday, February 11, 2010

e-digest - emo jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything.

Why did the emo kid cross the road?
To get a box of tissues.

So, an emo kid walks into a bar…
Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it.

How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.

Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight?
They prefer to take the red-eye.

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.

What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”

What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

If a blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who drowns first?
The blonde- from the emo’s tears on the way down.

“Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!”


from www.innocentenglish.com

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Love Sucks Pare! - e-move # 4


Another Public Health Tip from Love Sucks Pare!
Blade Sold Separately

Love Sucks Pare! - e-move # 3


Pag iniwan ka ng ex mo, ipakita mo na ok ka lang...

On this Picture: The HF-21 in action (from e-digest)


e-digest - you're not alone


Even the Beefy are emo, you know?

e-digest - we always have choices


Wag kang mag-alala kaibigan. Minsan sa buhay mo, maiisip mo talaga na Love Sucks Pare! Well, kaya ka nga nandito eh. Marami kang pagpipilian kaibigan.
Blade Handles are sold separately

Love Sucks Pare! - e-move # 2



Need I say more?

Love Sucks Pare! - e-move # 1




"When you can't find a blade, There's always the ropes to hang on..."